Riddles and Jokes

1. How many months of the year have 28 days?

• 1

• 3

• None

• All

What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?

• a treat

• a teapot

• a tart

• a tweet

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

• Because he wanted to light up the ground.

• Because he didn't like it.

• Because the batteries died.

• Because he wanted to hide it.

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

• an evergreen tree

• an oak tree

• a fir tree

• a palm tree

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

• It's wet.

• It's big.

• It's salty.

• It waves.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• non-spaghetti
• the noodles
• vegetables
• an im-pasta