What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

• Santa walking backwards!

• He was picking his nose!

• He pulled a cracker!

• A Holly Davidson!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

• Santa walking backwards!

• He was picking his nose!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• A Holly Davidson!

Why was the elf upset?

• Santa walking backwards!

• Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• A Holly Davidson!

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?

• Santa walking backwards!

• Snowflakes!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• A Holly Davidson!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

• Tinsilitis!

• Snowflakes!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• A Holly Davidson!

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

• ‘O camel ye faithful!’

• Snowflakes!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• A Holly Davidson!

What carol is heard in the desert?

• ‘O camel ye faithful!’

• No Brussels!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• Idaho-ho-ho!

What is Santa’s favourite place to deliver presents?

• ‘O camel ye faithful!’

• No Brussels!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• Idaho-ho-ho!

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

• Santa walking backwards!

• He was picking his nose!

• He pulled a cracker!

• A rebel without a Claus

Who is Santa's least favourite reindeer?

• Rude-olph

• No Brussels!

• It’s Christmas, Eve!

• Idaho-ho-ho!