RIDDLES!

This is random quiz i made cuz i was bored so ya...

anyways da question

Whaz has head and tail but nos body?

(a)  

Whats tall when young but short when old???

(a)  

A mother, sister, and brother were not standing under umbrella why nos wet?

(a)  

How does lepoard move its spots????

(a)  

What has to be broken before you can use it?

(a)  

If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

(a)  

After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?

(a)  

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

(a)  

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

(a)  

If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?

(a)