Guess the book!

Home invader has cereal, breaks stuff , then falls asleep

Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.

Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.

Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.

Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.

Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

The grass being greener on the other side prompts some serious trolling

A man's life is turned around through a chance that results in vigorous rubbing

Dumb girl leaves home and wastes everybody's time when she could have just written what she wanted to say to the love of her life. She didn't get him in the end.

The prettiest face does little to stop accepting poisonous gifts from others.