Jokes for Kids

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

• It had a fever.

• It was overheating.

• It had a virus.

• It was sick.

Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

• Are you ok?

• Dill with it.

• Ouch!

• I'm a sweet pickle.

What building in Toledo has the most stories?

• The Toledo Building

• Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School

• The Empire State Building

• The Public Library

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

• with TicTacs

• with science gum

• with experi-"mints"

• with her science magic

Tags

jokes, riddles, fun, kids

What do you call a funny mountain?

• hysterical

• a jokester

• "hill"arious

• a comedian

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?

• a stamp

• a naughty child

• the broom

• a lamp

What is a computers favorite snack?

• computer chips

• nacho chips

• potato chips

• corn chips

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

• with super glue

• with a needle and thread

• you can't fix a cracked pumpkin

• with a pumpkin patch

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

• they have two right feet

• they have two left feet

• they have four legs

• they can't do ballet

Why couldn't the man book a hotel room on the moon?

• because it was full

• because he didn't have a credit card

• because he didn't have any money

• because the moon was out of space