Riddles and Jokes

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Think carefully.

• Because every play has a cast!

• Because we want them to hurt themselves.

• Because we want them to laugh

• Because every star has a cast

Ruby Rides Her Red Car On Sunrise Road/Bridge?

How many R's is in that?

Think Hard and take you time, make sure you type it in right too.

Type a riddle you have for the class. Take your time, or skip.

Which is faster hot or cold?

(Tell the answer in the end)

Why did Darth Vador cross the road?

Spell correctly

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

• A river

• a bug

• A dragon

• An ocean

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?

• He has magic

• the river was frozen

• an earthquake had happened

• Elsa helped him

what fruit can you never cheer up?

• a blue berry

• a sour grape

• a sad bananna

• a bug

What is the end of everything?

no need for a full sentence.

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

• a clock

• a body

• an air conditioner