Winter Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

• corncob pipe

• button nose

• ice cap

Where do snowmen go to dance?

• parks

• gyms

• Snow Balls!

How do snowmen travel around?

• cars

• sleds

• Icicle (Ice-cycle)!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

• weird looks

• cold fish

• frost bite

Where do snowmen keep their money?

• in their billfold

• in a pocket

• In a snow bank!

What do the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

• chicken nuggets

• salad

• burger with chili ("chilly") sauce!

What do vampires get when they attack snowmen?

• blood

• nothing

• frostbite

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?

• he didn't charge his chromebook

• he was late to class

• he didn't "snow" the answer

How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?

• he doesn't talk

• he doesn't text

• by his icy stare

What did one melting icicle say to the other?

• good bye

• until next winter

• hang in there!