Expectations

You wake up in the morning and feel achey, sweaty, and stuffy. What should you do?

• 15 jumping jacks

• Get ready and go to school

• Eat a ginormous breakfast

• STAY HOME

Your friend Jeffrey wants to show you the cartoon he drew under his desk in English, but you have class. What should you do?

• Definitely go with Jeffrey.

• Tell him you'll check it out later and head to class.

• Turn him in to the principal.

• Never talk to Jeffrey again.

True or False: Ms. G has a twin sister.

• True

• False

You just walked into the classroom. What is the VERY FIRST thing you should do?

• Break dance..... obviously.

• Use the hand sanitizer.

• Find my seat.

• Check in via classlink or QR code.

Which of the following statements about Ms. G is TRUE?

• She has six fingers on each hand.

• Her middle name is Jo.

• She has NEVER been on an airplane.

• She likes the smell of rotten eggs.

Your hands are sanitized, you've found your spot, and you're ready to start some learning. BEFORE you can do that, you need to:

• Check in via classlink

• Meditate

• High-five AT LEAST 4 people

• Do some experimental voice exercises

You are so thirsty that you think you might dry up from the inside out. Your water bottle is in your backpack and you just can't take it anymore! You should:

• Cry out in agony

• Pull your mask down and drink

• Throw your water bottle across the room

• Step out in the hallway quietly for a sippy sip

You suddenly have the overwhelming urge to break out into that new dance you learned on tik tok. You should:

• Stand up and bust a move.

• Stay in your seat and rehearse it in your head.

• Go out in the hallway and do it.

• Sing the song it goes with out loud instead.

Ms. G forgot to upload the class assignment in Google Classroom. Clearly she needs to get it together. You should:

• Tell her how horrible she is.

• Politely remind her and wait for her to put it in.

• Ignore the situation and wait for her to notice on her own.

• Absolutely nothing. If she forgot it then I don't have to do it!

True or False: Ms. G is the oldest of 8 kids.

• True

• False