Jokes

What do you call a nut in space?

• astronut

• space nut

What kind of jam can't we eat?

• Mixed berries

• Traffic Jam

What do bees use to travel?

• Their wings

• The taxi

• The buzz

Why is a snail stronger than an elephant?

• The snail carries it's house

• The elephant carries it's body

• The snail carries it's tail

• The elephant carries it's trunk

Where do sharks go for their holidays?

• Sea hotels

• Fin land

• under the sea

What did the toilet bowl say to it's sibling?

• You look flushed!

• You are so gross

• You are dirty!

• you smell!

Can February March?

• No, but April May

• Yes

• No, but April can

• No, but may can

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

• You are blind!

• Are you dumb?

• no eye deer

• oh deer

Quiz:

How many colours are there in a rainbow?

• 10

• 12

• 18

• 7

Quiz:

What is 9 x 8?

• 17

• 28

• 98

• 72

• 89