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What are the Dentsu core values?

• We all dream

• We choose to be high without limits

• We make it loud

• With great power comes great responsibility

• There are too many, man!

What are the most frequently asked questions at Dentsu?

• Which floor are we moving to exactly?

• Who signed the first contract if no-one was hired?

• Are we really not preoccupied to be 13 team members? 13!!??

• What is Kokoro?

People. Which of the following facts are almost true?

• In another life, JB was the assistant of famous TV celebrity

• Charles-Eric played guitar in several metal bands (some say he even wore long hair and make-up, but no proof has been found yet)

• Victoire almost became an Emirati’s wife, almost.

• JD and Karl Lagerfeld share a secret about a giant tire

• Alexandre played in a remake of “Neighbors” where he was the bad guy

Phobia. Which of the following facts are almost true?

• Mo, Charles-Henri, Siiri and Alexandre are respectively apiphobe, hippophobe, opiophobe and monkeyphobe : please do not bring those pets in the office at any time thank you.

• JD is partial to some black and white patterns : Beetle Juice clothing style, chess boards and the Buren columns are to be avoided at all costs.

• Cécile has an E.T. phobia : mention nothing related to Steven Spielberg or Drew Barrymore or people cycling in blankets, please.

• Alexis is afraid of cactuses, and cannot therefore listen to the Jacques Dutronc song without getting hives.

• Sandra is nanopabulopobe, afraid of garden gnomes - she has therefore never seen Amélie Poulain.

Talent. Which of the following facts are almost true?

• Louis Ch. has been named after Louis Armstrong, hence his talent at playing trumpet.

• Alex is a formula 1 pilot in his spare time

• JD absolutely loves watching girly movies, high school dramas and ice skating series

• Louis Ca. is nicknamed "the serial stitcher" - he could embroider any motto you like on a pillow or sweatshirt, think about it for your next Christmas gifts…

• Victoire has been chosen to design the UK Royal family’s headwear for the next ceremony.

We all dream - to be chair(wo)man at Dentsu. What would your first action be?

• Pet friendly office

• Ban the use of hashtag

• Suspend any recruitment of Louis / Charles for the foreseeable future

• 4 day week but the off day changes every week (ha ha!)4

• New rule : end all emails with a funny joke