jokes for kids

  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

• THIS IS ALL ME
• THIS I5 U

Why is the cow afraid.....

• He was a Cow-herd
• he was a Cow herd

What do you call a pig that does karate??

• pork chop

• karate pig

• karate pork

Why is 7 afraid of 9?

• Because 7 ate 9
• It's Bigger

How do you know carrots are good for you?

• They look like eyes.

• They taste funny.

• You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

• Chocolate milk

• Spoiled milk

• Fresh milk

Why did the teacher wear glasses?

• She had a headache.

• Because her students were too bright!

• Because it was too hot outside.

Why do bees hum?

• Because they don't know the words

• Because it's cool

• Because they want to

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

• A rocket chip!

• Chip

• Color chip

• Rocket car

what do you call cheese that is not yours

• your cheese

• nacho-cheese

• lost cheese