Jokes

Why did a boy bring a latter to school?

• To fix the celing

• to be in high school

Why did a chicken cross the road

• To get run over

• to get to the other side

Why did the pants ge arrested?

• Because he didn't have a pair of pants

• or because he stole something from somewhere

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

• A rocket chip

• I don't know

What has ears but cannot hear?

• A rocket chip

• A cornfield

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

• Between us, something smells

• I don't know what that smell is!

Why did the police play baseball

• I want to catch the ball

• He wanted to get a catch

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

• Math because she uses word problems to cast her spells

• Spelling