Riddles

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

• It looks like he is learning to fly.

• A starfish.

• Time to buy a new bed.

• A stick.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

• Because he had no body to go with.

• It's Mary.

• I can do better.

• Alphabet.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

• The letter “g”.

• Finding half a worm.

• Because 7, 8, 9.

• Don't look now. I'm changing

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Where do you find a dog with two legs?

• Tulips.

• A blackboard.

• Where you left it.

• He wanted to see time fly.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

How do you get four elephants into a car?

• Two in the front and two in the back.

• He wanted to see time fly.

• “Sorry sir. The fly is on holiday!”

• “Well, … yes and no.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

• Yes sir. What size (number) does your crocodile wear?

• Because they are black and white.

• Because it had so many problems!

• Because it is too far to walk.

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CCSS.RI.2.1

CCSS.RI.3.1

CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.3.1

CCSS.RI.1.1

In a shop: “Do you have crocodile shoes?

• Yes sir. What size (number) does your crocodile wear?

• A stick.

• Because he had no body to go with.

• Where you left it.

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

Why do pandas like old films?

• Because 7, 8, 9.

• Because it is too far to walk.

• Because it had so many problems!

• Because they are black and white.

Why was the mathematics book unhappy?

• “Well, … yes and no.

• “Yes sir. You are a taxi.”

• Because it had so many problems!

• “Sorry sir. The fly is on holiday!”

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CCSS.RI.2.1

CCSS.RI.3.1

CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.3.1

CCSS.RI.1.4

“Hey man! Please call me a taxi.”

• The letter “g”.

• I can do better.

• It looks like he is learning to fly.

• “Yes sir. You are a taxi.”

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3