Silly Stuff

What color is the water?

• Blue

• Purple

• Yellow

• Red

What color are the leaves?

• Yellow

• Orange

• Red

• Green

What color is this house?

• Red

• White

• Green

• Whatever the right answer is

What color is mud?

• Orange

• Black

• Rocky

• Ewww, mud

What month is it?

• March

• October

• Time is an illusion

• Thanksgiving

How do you spell 'bye'?

• ciao

• adiós

• au revoir

• viszlát

What do you learn in math class?

• Reading

• Phenomenal cosmic power

• How to count squirrels

• Lion taming

Did you think yes on the last question?

• Yes

• No

• Maybe

• Still no

A teacher had 15 students, and all but 8 turned to werewolves. How many are left?

• 7

• 8

• 9

• 15

What is wrong with this sentence?

"Without a doubt, he is is the best in the world."

• Nothing

• What are you talking about, crazy teacher?

• There's two is's

• There is no comma