Riddley-diddley-doo!

During what month do people sleep the least?

• December, because it's almost Christmas and you are usually excited.

• February, it's the shortest month.

• June, because it has the shortest day of the year.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

What goes up and never comes down?

• Your age

• Jumping castle

• Nothing

Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?

What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

• Your Bed

• Your Shoe

• The Grass

• Your Shadow

What is red and smells like blue paint?

• Miss Walker

• Paint

• Red Paint

• Blue Paint

Why would a lady living in New Zealand never be buried in Australia?

• Because she is living

• Because she is dead

• Because she is from New Zealand

• Because she is from Australia

Little Jimmy throws a tennis ball as hard and far as he can. The ball comes straight back to him.

How does this happen?

• Jimmy threw the ball at a wall

• Jimmy throws the ball as far as he can

• Jimmy throws the ball directly upwards

There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn facing North. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Why did the vampire take an art class?