Funny English

What is the longest word in the English language?

• Longest

• Miles

• Kilometers

• Smiles

Why is the letter E so important?

• E is a vowel

• E stands for Elephant

• Because it is the beginning of everything

• We can not speak English without E vowel sound

What has a head and a foot but no body?

• A river

• A pen

• A bottle

• A bed

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

• They don't like hot weather

• They don't want to be hot-dogs

• They are scared of sunburn

• They don't want to be dalmatians

What has three hands but only one face?

• A fork

• A spear

• A clock

• A toothpick

What has arms but can not hug?

• A wheelchair

• A car

• An armchair

• A sofa

What clothing is always sad?

• Dark clothes

• Purple clothes

• Grey clothes

• Blue clothes

What has nothing but a head and a tail?

• A lipstick

• A coin

• A sausage

• A hambuger

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or head?

• A T-shirt

• Pants

• A cup

• A washing machine

Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?