The best riddles and jokes.

What has a ring but no finger.

• telephone

• alarm

• Hand

Why do bees hum

• because they do

• because they don't know words

• its part of nature

• who likes bees any ways

What has legs but doesn't walk

• A table

• a stick

• a shelf

How do you make a strawberry shake

• Tell a happy story

• Shake it

• Do it normaly

• Tell a scary story

Why did the lady put lip gloss on her head

• She wanted to

• She wanted her head to be pretty

• She could not make up her mind

Why is measuring a fish really easy

• Because fishes are light

• The fishes have lots of scales thus it is easy to measure them

• Fishes are weak

What do ghosts serve for dessert

• I scream

• Souls

• Blood

What do you call two witches that live together

• Friends

• Broomates

• witchlets

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back

• A broken boomerang

• A stick

• A ball

I don't have wings but I can fly, I don't have eyes but I will cry. what am I

• A cloud

• A weird alien

• Nothing