W0 - Welcome back to school

Who always drives his customers away?

• A doctor

• A teacher

• A taxi-driver

• Flight engineer

Why is the letter E so important?

• Because it is in the alphabet

• Because it's common

• Because it is very popular

• Because it is the beginning of everything

Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

• Queen

• Hunter

• King

• Santa Claus

What has arms but can not hug?

• Couch

• Armchair

• Table

• Shelf

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs or head?

• A shirt

• A pair of pants

• A box

• A leg

What has ears but can not hear?

• Sweet potatoes

• Corn

• Cassava

• Vegetables

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

• They don’t want to be hot-dogs.

• They hate sunlight.

• They are afraid of light.

Feed me and I live. Give me a drink and I die. What am I?

• Fire

• Water

• Air

• Soil

Take off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

• Onion

• Potato

• Tomato

• Banana

The word containing 26 letters but only three syllables is (a)   .