Your new teacher: facts, myths, and bold faced lies

My hometown is approximately this many people

• 3,000

• 300,000

• 3,000,000

• 30,000,000

Before I was a teacher, I was

• A clown

• A soldier

• A sales manager

• A video game streamer

Other than English B, I have taught the following courses

• Psychology

• ToK

• English A/First Language

• Philosophy

Which of these is not actually a hobby of mine?

• jiu jitsu

• Video games

• watching tv

• listening to podcasts

The furthest distance I can throw a student is

• 1.5 meters

• 3 meters

• 5+ meters

• dependent on the size and shape of the student

I've lived in the following countries

• Spain

• Canada

• Colombia

• Singapore

My favourite football team is

• Manchester United

• Chelsea

• Real Madrid

• Málaga CF

I have a pet

• cat, named Professor Meatball

• rabbit, named Daisy

• dog, named Jabba

• fish, named Boba

My worst subject in high school was

• P.E.

• Maths

• Social Studies (History, Geography, Anthropology, etc)

• Chemistry

I was born in the year

• 1995

• 1988

• 1980

• 1922