School Drill Quiz (2024 Remaster)

Why do you have to be quiet in a fire drill?

• So the fire doesn't hear you

• So people can concentrate

• For fun

• Answer option 4

Why do you have to push in your chairs during a fire drill?

• For saftey

• So people don't trip

• So the fire doesn't trip

• So the chairs will be safe

Would almost every student actually just run away if there was a real fire?

• Yes

• No

Why do people get into that incredible breedable and submissive position in a tornado drill.

• For Jameson.

• Because it protects the neck, which is very vital.

• Teachers are freaky like that.

• C-Freakio from Star Wars.

What students are most likely to be the cause of lockdown drills?

• Ones named: Bob, John, and Michael.

• Ones named: Jeff, Howard, and Joe.

• Ones named: Zach, Evan, and Aiden.

• ME.

Why do you go under the desks during an earthquake drill?

• To be protected if things fall.

• To hide from the earthquake.

• I don't go under because I'm not a coward.

• To look at the beautiful stars (gum under the desk.)

If you are being chased by a school threat you should:

• Run in zigzags.

• Find the nearest cover and hide.

• Stop, drop, and roll.

• Charge at them and engage in fisticuffs galore.

What is the worst kind of drill?

Where do you hide if there is a fire drill?

Why is showering important?

• You gain fire resistance for the duration of the school day.

• You get lubed up and can slip away from a threat more easily.

• Tornadoes are deathly afraid of water, so it repels them.

• Earthquakes shake the water around on you and it feels good.