Funny Quizz

What is always coming, but never arrives?

What is always coming, but never arrives?

What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first

It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

What does come down but never goes up?

What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?

How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?

What does everyone need, want, and ask for but never take?

I get smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?