Dad jokes

What do you call a fake noodle you call it an ____

• Chicken Alfredo

• Soup

• Impasta

• Shrimp Alfredo

I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to ___

• Sit

• Lay

• Party

• Stand

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes _____

• Open

• Out

• Close

• Blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate ____

• 2

• 9

• 200

• 5

Can February March? No, but April___

• May

• Can

• Can't

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little_____

• Weird

• Ugly

• Gross

• Fishy

How do you make an octopus laugh? With _____ _______

• Ten tickles

• Tickles

What type of tree fits in your hand A _____ _____

• Oak Tree

• Maple Tree

• Palm Tree

• Elm Tree

Why do vampires always seem sick? They're ______

• Coughing

• Coffin

What do you call a poor Santa?

• Ugly

• Broke

• St. Nickel-less

• You Just Straight up Broke MAN!