Funny and non-Funny riddles and jokes

Rich People Need It,

Poor People Have It,

If You Don't Have It You Pass.

What Is It?

• Money

• Nothing

• House

• Food

What Happens In A Minute,

That's In A Month,

But Never In A Year?

• Tomorrow

• The letter M

• Yesterday

• The Letter E

What Is Always In Front Of You But Can't Be Seen?

• Air

• Gravity

• Future

• Past

Why Did The Football Player Shake The Vending Machine?

• He Wanted his Quarter Back

• He Wanted A Drink

• He Had A Protean Bar Stuck

• He Wanted All The Snacks

What Kind Of Streets Do Ghost Like Best

• Traffics

• Highways

• Exits

• Dead Ends

What Is The Most Musical Part Of Your Body?

• Your Mouth

• Your Ear

• Your Nose

• Your Head

What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?

• Cheetahs

• Lions

• Leopards

• Jaguars

What Kind Of Car Does Mickey's Wife Drives?

• A Minnie Van

• A Convertible

• A Toyota

• A Honda

Why Couldn't The Music Teacher Open His Classroom?

• There Were No Key Slot

• There Were No Door

• His Keys Were On The Piano

• His Keys Were On Key Board

What Kind Of Flower Grows On Your Face?

• Tulips

• Daisies

• Sunflowers

• Roses