Grossology

Be careful not to eat any honey from the Himalayan honeybee. It can cause:

• Explosive diarrhea

• Hallucinations

• A swollen tongue

• Your skin to glow in the dark

This animal has no brain, no heart, and no bones

• Jellyfish

• Squid

• Trout

• Earthworm

Try all you like; it's fairly impossible to do this!

• Roll your tongue

• Wiggle your ears

• Sneeze with your eyes open

• Raise one eyebrow

Everyday you breathe in about one liter of:

• Dust mites

• Spider webs

• Other people's farts

• Mouse poop

In a shrimp's body, where is it's heart

• It's head

• It's chest

• It's tail

• It doesn't have one

Many people can't smell the difference between vomit and this:

• Parmesan cheese

• pool water

• dirty diapers

• dead flowers

Every day, a single elephant can make an amount of poop equal in weight to:

• 33 cantaloupes

• 19 bowling balls

• a motorcyle

• 620 blueberries

If you ever visit Thailand, try a local snack called "jing leed" which is really:

• Monkey brains

• Fried grasshoppers

• Spider dumplings

• A fish guy smoothie

Before we had toilet paper, people used this instead!

• Corn cobs

• Small sticks

• Old photographs

• Horse hair

Every time you do this, germs can spray up to six feet!

• Take off your socks

• Flush the toilet

• Wash your hands

• Say your name