Accelerated EMT A&P & PATHOPHYSIOLOGY!!!!!

A patient who is suping is lying:

• To quote the poet Ludacris, "face down, ass up..."

• face up, on their back

• on the left side

• on the right side

What does proximal mean?

• closer to the joint or extremity

• further away from the joint or extremity

• closer to the midline of the body

• farther away from the midline of the body

The heart, lungs, and great vessels are found in the:

• abdominal cavity

• peritoneal space

• retroperitoneal space

• thoracic space

The midclavicular line passes through the:

• armpits

• umbilicus

• nipples

• heart of your enemies

The trachea splits into two:

• capillaries

• alveoli

• bronchi

• valves

Which of the following is not a valve in the heart?

• aortic

• pulmonic

• tricuspid

• ventral

The rings of the trachea consist/made of:

• ligaments

• platinum

• bone

• cartilage

The formula for determining cardiac output (CO) is:

• SV x BP = CO

• SV x HR = CO

• HR x BP = CO

• I don't know. They didn't tell me I'd have to do math to become an EMT. This is some bullsh...

The left lobe consists of how many lobes?

• 1

• 2

• 3

• Ears have lobes, silly, not lungs!

What structure, commonly called the "voice box", is the structure that contains the vocal cords and connects to the opening of the trachea?

• nasopharynx

• larynx

• I don't know, but Ariel had hers stolen in "The Little Mermaid."

• pharynx