Silly Music Riddles

Why do fish make such good musicians?

• Because fish have scales.

• Because they can swim.

• Because they live in water.

• Who cares.

What kind of soap did the composer use?

• Liquid soap.

• Anti-BACH-terial Soap.

• Antibacterial.

• Bar soap.

Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?

• Because she is blind.

• Because she is old.

• Because she wanted to rock and roll.

• Because she is cool.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

• The trombone.

• Tuba.

• Violin

• Trumpet

What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?

• hip-hop

• Wrap Music

• sad music

• Disco

What instrument can you see and hear but never touch?

• viola

• harp

• Your Voice

• piano

Why did the kid put his head into the piano?

• He wanted to see what's inside

• He wanted to play by ear.

• He was curious

• He was board

Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?

• Went to the wrong room

• Brought the wrong keys

• He left his keys on the piano.

• He was blind

Which kind of phone can make music?

• drum

• A xylophone.

• Violin

• piano

I am a kind of instrument

But I don't require picks

You won't even find any strings on me

But you can play me with two sticks

What am I?