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Rich People Need It,

Poor People Have It,

If You Don't Have It You Pass.

What Is It?

• Money

• House

• Food

• Nothing

What Happens In A Minute,

That's In A Month,

But Never In A Year?

• Tomorrow

• Yesterday

• The letter M

• The Letter E

 

What Is Always In Front Of You But Can't Be Seen?

• Air

• Gravity

• Past

• Future

 

What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?

• A Minnie Van

• A Toyota

• A Honda

• A Convertible

 

Why Couldn't The Music Teacher Open His Classroom?

• There Were No Key Slot

• There Were No Door

• His Keys Were On Key Board

• His Keys Were On The Piano

Do snakes have legs?

• no

• yes

• why

• answer

 

What has 4 legs in the morning, then 2 legs in the afternoon and then 3 legs at night?

• Me

• Betty the housewife

• Teddy

• The keyboard

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What did SpongeBob live in?

• apple

• turtle shell

• pineapple

• brick house

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Where was spongebobs house located?

• california

• under the sea

• in the ocean

• new york

Name that logo

• X box

• Nintendo

• Wii

• PlayStation