Review: In The Boat

Get back in the ____.

• box

• woods

• boat

• USSR

Tags

CCSS.RF.3.3B

CCSS.RF.3.3C

CCSS.RF.3.3D

CCSS.RF.4.3A

CCSS.RF.5.3A

When I first come into the classroom I'm expected to

• ask the teacher if I can charge my Chromebook.

• sit peacefully at my desk and follow the directions on the board.

• eat chips.

• grab a fidget and see how far I can throw it.

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.3

CCSS.RI.7.5

CCSS.RI.8.3

CCSS.RI.8.5

CCSS.RI.9-10.3

Peacefully means

• that I am like a puzzle with many pieces.

• that I just ate several pieces of cake and now I'm really full.

• that my body is calm,

  my voice is quiet,

  and I intend to get along with others.

• that I'm going all the way across the bridge to Niagara Falls.

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.4

CCSS.RI.8.4

CCSS.RL.7.4

CCSS.RL.8.4

CCSS.RL.9-10.4

During D.E.A.R. (Drop Everything And Read) I'm expected to

• peacefully read my book of choice.

• pretend to read but talk to my friends whenever I get the chance.

• stare at just one page of the book for 15 minutes.

• use the bathroom for as long as I can.

When D.E.A.R. time is over and I'm finished reading I'm expected to

• check my pockets for loose change.

• whistle my favorite Disney song.

• loudly exclaim,

  "what do we do now! "

• peacefully complete my D.E.A.R. log.

When the teachers are talking I'm expected to

• remain peaceful, and listen.

• play games on my Chromebook.

• tip over in my chair.

• see if my friend wants to talk to me.

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.3

CCSS.RI.7.5

CCSS.RI.8.3

CCSS.RI.8.5

CCSS.RI.9-10.5

When someone else is speaking in class I am expected to

• do sit-ups until they have finished talking.

• poke myself in the eye until they have finished talking.

• interrupt them with unusual animal noises.

• remain peaceful and listen.

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.3

CCSS.RI.7.5

CCSS.RI.8.3

CCSS.RI.8.5

CCSS.RI.9-10.5

When I'm in class and I have a question

the first thing that I'm expected to do is ..

• to go fill my water bottle.

• to tie my shoelaces to the leg of my desk.

• to interrupt as many people as I can.

• to raise my hand.

Tags

CCSS.RI.7.3

CCSS.RI.7.5

CCSS.RI.8.3

CCSS.RI.8.5

CCSS.RI.9-10.5

If I hear one of my teachers say, "get back in the boat"

I should immediately

• plan for a vacation.

• become as angry as possible.

• take a nap.

• make sure that I'm doing what's expected in the classroom.

Tags

CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

My teachers in this class believe

• in magic.

• anything they are told.

• in absolutely nothing.

• in me.

Tags

CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3