Christmas Jokes

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

• Santa Pause.

• Stop.

• A Chair.

What do snowmen eat for dessert?

• Ice crispies.

• milk

• sugar

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?

• she is beautiful

• She sleighs.

• She sings

Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?

• Pepco

• Ikea

• Star-bucks!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

• The turkey—he’s always stuffed.

• Me.

• Santa