Jokes

why did the chicken cross the playground???

• To get to the other side

• To play in the sand pit

• To play with his friend Panchito

• To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire???

• frostbite

• scared by the vampire but nice with the snowman

• snowpire

• vampman

Why did an old man fall in a well???

• Because he was to clumsy

• because he couldn't see well

• because he triped

• because he was to tired

What kind of photos will you find on a turtle's phone???

• what sup bro

• shell-fies

• cool photos

• weird photos of the turtle poking his nose

Whats the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars??

• take your party cloths on

• don't go because of the garvity

• you planet

• have fun in the trampoline

Why did the pig stop sunbathing???

• because he was way to tan

• because he thought it was way to hot

• because he got sick of being in the sun all day

• because he was bacon in the sun

What do french fries do when they meet after a long time???

• They ketchup

• They don't even know that they are the same food

• they say hi to each other

• they don't even lift an eye on each other

What do you say when an avocado who's done a good job???

• good 4 u

• bravocato

• wow good job

• bravo

​ (a)   who's there ​ ​ (b)   ice cream who ​ (c)  

• Knock, Knock
• ice cream
• ICE CREAM so you can hear me!

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