Dad Jokes

What kind of car does an egg drive?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

Which hand is better to write with?

How did vikings communicate?

Which city in California do all the dentists visit?

How do you organize a space party?