Riddles

What did the smelly shoe say to the smelly feet before going on a long walk?

A: This _____

What has branches but no fruit, leaves, or trunk?

What belongs to you, but your friends use more than you do?

My ____

I have a face and two hands but no legs or arms. What am I?

What can you see in the middle of April and March but cannot find at the beginning or end of either month?

What word contains all 26 letters?

Two monkeys were sitting on a tree. One monkey jumped, and the other followed too. Why did the other monkey jump as well?

Sometimes, I can be sour or sweet. Sometimes, I am red or green. People say I put doctors out of business. What am I?

Spelled backward, I am something people hate. Spelled forward, I am what you do every single day. What word am I?

What is full of holes but still retains water?