At least some of the Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure script

Hi. Welcome to

• The Future

• The Past

• Barrack Obama's House

• :P

San ​ (a)   , ​ (b)   , ​ (c)  

• Dimas
• California
• 2688

And I'm telling you, It's (a)   here.

The air ​ (a)   , The water's ​ (b)  

• is clean
• clean

Even the dirt is _____

• Clean

• Dirty

• I wonder what the answer could be

Bowling averages are ​ (a)   , Mini-golf scores are ​ (b)  

• way up
• way down

And we have more ​ (a)   water slides than any ​ (b)   we ​ (c)   with

• Excellent
• other planet
• communicate

I'm telling you this place is

• Trust me it's awful.

• Great

• Horrible, never come here

But it almost

• Wasn't

• Was

You see, 700 years ago, the two
great ones ran into a few problems.

• So now I 

• in time to 

• have to travel
  back 

• help them out.