Science-y Stuff

If you invite an oxygen molecule to a party, what's its favorite kind of music?

• Ozone
• Pop
• Classical
• Heavy Metal

What do you call a singing flask in the chemistry lab?

• A "Soli-tune"
• A "Tubular"
• A "Beaker Crooner"
• A "Pitch Pipe"

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

• "HeHe!"
• "No way!"
• "Cool!"
• "Seriously?"

If atoms are so small, why do they make up everything?

• Because they have "mass appeal"!
• Because they're "elemental"
• Because they're "tiny but mighty"
• Because they're "bonded buddies"

What's a chemist's favorite type of tree?

• A "Chem-is-tree"
• An "Equation Elm"
• A "Periodic Pine"
• A "Test Tube Tree"

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited?

• Because it heard it was going on a "molar" coaster!
• Because it was "mole-tivated"
• Because it got a "molecular" prize
• Because it was "mole-arized"

How do you organize a space party for elements?

• You "periodically" invite them!
• You "atomic-tize" the guest list
• You "charge" the atmosphere
• You "bond" over shared interests

Why did the noble gas refuse to react with anyone?

• Because it couldn't "make a bond"
• Because it was "too noble" to mix
• Because it was "lazy"
• Because it had "stage fright"

What did one beaker say to the other after a reaction?

• "We really "mixed" things up!"
• "You're "ex-cellent" company!"
• "We "balanced" each other out!"
• "You're a "react-ion" star!"

Why did the acid go to the gym?

• To become a "buffer solution"!
• To get "stronger bonds"
• To "neutralize" stress
• To do some "ionic lifting"