Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?

What is one word in the dictionary that is spelled incorrectly every time?

David's father has three sons: Jake, Carl, and ?

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Filling up on a brown / black beverage, I am sure you will be agreeing, Ensures everyone in the office, Starts the day as a human being.

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

What has hands but cannot clap?

Why is it so hard to eat a watch?

What is a word with five letters that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?