First Days of School Procedures

What is the first thing you should do when you walk into the classroom - After you gleefully greet your teacher, of course?

• Get a computer

• get on your phone and text five freinds

• Cyberbully 8th graders

• Sit at your desk and stare into the abyss of your reality

What is the second thing you should do when you come into class?

• Read the large TV screen to figure out what you should be doing today

• Contemplate the emptiness and corroption of an unfettered capitalistic society

• Cyberbully your friends into watching Sharkweek

• Start watching youtube

Where will you turn in 99% of all your assignments?

• Canvas, Canvas, and Canvas

• On paper because Mrs. Daniel thinks it actually 1999.

• Email it to Mrs. Daniel

• Share your Google Doc with Mrs. Daniel - SHE LOVES THAT.

Where in the room are you NOT ALLOWED to go?

• Behind Mrs. Daniel's desk

• By the door - we got a runner!!!!

• At your actual desk

• To get a computer

In what format MUST ALL writing assignments be written?

• It does not matter

• MLA - a report template available on the home page of Goggle Docs

• ABCDEFG

• you do you bro

If you turn in an assignment 6 weeks late what is it worth?

• half credit

• 25%

• You have to do an alternative assignment to make up the grade

• Full credit - no matter how late it is

If you don't get to work immediately on your assignment and run out of time, whose fault is that?

• Ed's . Ed is always to blame

• The universe hates you

• MY FAULT for not getting to work and cyberbullying 8th graders instead

Reorder the following

• Listen for directions on what to do next OR look at the TV and go to the next task

• Get to work on whatever is on the board/TV screen

• Walk into the class and get a computer

• Log into your Google account.

• Look at the TV and see what you should be doing for the day

If Mrs. Daniel is being particularly grumpy and intense, what should you do?

• Say nothing and complain about her later in the halls

• Stop working and refuse to get anything done to spite her

• Raise your hand and kindly inquire as to if she is all right and make her aware that she is being NOT awesome

• Slam your computer on the desk and stare angrily at the wall

If you wish to speak during a class discussion, what must you do?

• Shout out randomly

• Yell out until everyone else can hear only you

• Raise your hand and wait to be recognized

• jump up and yell PICK ME PICK ME