DEATH IS COMING

what happened the first day at Virginia?

• we got in a car wreck and got towed home

• dad hit his hard on the car door "SON OF A--"

• I befriended a jellyfish

• dad got scratched by a sweettart (attacked by food fr)

what gross food did stella accidentally order?

• bbq flavored soggy waffles

• bacon flavored broccoli

• deisel

• brussel sprouts

what band was all we listened to in Virginia?

• OneRepublic

• U2

• weezer

• Lady GaGa

"is that MY ________?!"

what hotel problem did we have in Virginia?

• bad wallpaper/artwork

• bad food service

• excruciating customer service

• noisy neighbors

what did we order every single day in Connecticut?

• wendy's

• mcdonald's grimace shakes

• starbucks

• rusty bucket

what hotel mistake did we have in Rhode Island?

• ordered too many welcome cookies

• ordered a room with one bed

• went into the pool when we weren't allowed

• we got lost in the lobby

eva's Rhode Island theme song?

• beauty and the beast

• no scrub

• little teapot

• patty cake

what was a very bad idea in Durbin, West Virginia?

• we went into an abandoned train station

• we bought something

• dad decided to go look where his aunt used to live (the house was already vacant!!!)

• dad let eva use her outside voice in the car

what street was there in Rhode Island?

• mike st

• connie st

• eva st

• stella st