Howl-o-ween Puns Day #2

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

• a wash and wear wolf

• booties

What is a witch's favorite subject?

• reading

• writing

• calculating

• spelling

When two vampires met and immediately fell in love, it was

• a lot of coffin

• ringing bells

• weird looks

• love at first bite

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

• He turned a deaf ear

• He couldn't stand the music

• He had no body to dance with

• He arrived late

Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They are afraid they will relax and unwind

• They don't like to travel

• They would rather stay home and look after the children

• They don't work in the first place

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

• leggies

• newlywebs

• black widows

• spinners

What do witches use to control their hair?

• scare spray

• spider nets

• big hats

• honey combs

Where do ghosts like to ride on a train?

• in the baggage car

• in the caboose

• floating in the isle

• in the back seat

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

• pie

• spilled beans

• squash

• another pumpkin

What do birds give out on Halloween night?

• rotten eggs

• tweets

• nothing. They are asleep

• peeps