Were you listening to me?

What is my name?

• Mr. Shaw

• Mr. Sawh

• Mr. Saah

• Mr. Swah

Where did I attend college?

• Texas A&M University

• University of Texas at Austin

• University of Houston

• Houston Christian University

What material did I research as a scientist?

• Wires

• Magnets

• Tapes

Who loves shopping?

• Me

• My wife

Do you really want me to to tell your parents you are not living up to their expectations?

• Yes

• No