Riddle Me This

Why did the math book look sad?

• It had too many problems.

• It missed its prime.

• It couldn't solve its own issues.

• It failed its finals.

What has keys but can't open locks?

• A piano

• A treasure chest

• A computer keyboard

• A monkey with a set of keys

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?

• It was outstanding in its field.

• It knew all the corny jokes.

• Crows were its biggest fans.

• It had a degree in agriculture.

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

• A party

• A gathering

• A celebration

• Math problems

What did one wall say to the other wall?

• I've got you covered.

• You're a-maze-ing.

• Let's stick together.

• I'll hold up.

Why did the computer go to therapy?

• It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.

• It couldn't find its cache of happiness.

• It suffered from screen-related stress.

• It had too many hard-drive issues.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

• Blood oranges

• Fangtastic apples

• Grapefruits

• Bananas (because they have appeal)

Why did the tomato turn red?

• It saw the salad dressing.

• It was blushing.

• It was too ripe.

• It was caught ketchup-ing.

What's the best way to organize a space party?

• You planet.

• Black hole punch.

• Milky Way cookies.

• Cosmic karaoke.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

• We're all wet.

• Stop being so salty.

• Tide goes in, tide goes out.

• You're deep.