Miss Porter is out of Order

What did AJ hate doing at the beginning of the book?

• Going outside

• Washing his hands

• Taking off his shoes

• Taking a bath

What was Mr. Cooper's big news?

• He was fired

• He was quitting

• The earth was going to be hit by an asteroid

• He would be gone all next week

What was the box on Mr. Coopers desk?

• a tissue box

• a personal digital assistant

• a phone stand

• box of pencils

Why did AJ ask Ms. Porter if he could use the bathroom?

• He just wanted to get out of class

• He really needed to go

• He almost pooped himself

• He was going to throw up

Who ordered the pizza?

• Ryan

• Mr. Cooper

• Neil

• Ms. Porter

What joke did Ms. Porter tell the class?

• Knock, knock?

  Who's there?

• What does a tired goose say to another tired goose?

• What does a baby computer call its father?

• Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is a haboob?

• a violent dust storm or sandstorm

• someone laughing after getting hurt

• a Dr. Suess character

• a spicy drink

What was Ms. Porter singing as she danced around the classroom?

• Can't Touch This

• Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

• Jesus Loves Me

• Oh, Happy Day

What did Andrea suggest to do to the Personal Digital Assistants?

• spill water on it

• throw it out a window

• unplug it

• toss it in the trash

Who replaced Ms. Porter?

• Ms. Child

• Mrs. Yonkers

• Mr. Hamilton

• Ms. Porter 2.0