Puns Quiz

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gumless bear

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A bare bear

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• Because they are too busy dancing

• Because they are too friendly to fight

• Because they are too lazy to move

• Because they don't have the muscles or tendons to move and fight.

What do you call a fake noodle?

• counterfeit spaghetti

• fakaroni

• impasta

• phony macaroni

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• The pedals were too slippery

• Loss of balance or sudden change in direction

• The handlebars were too straight

• The wheels were too round

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Snowpire

• Frostfang

• Icesucker

• Frostbite

What did one wall say to the other wall?

• Do you want to hang out?

• I'll meet you at the corner!

• I'm tired of supporting this building.

• I'm feeling a little flat today.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

• Seagulls don't fly over the bay because they prefer to stay near the shore where they can find food easily.

• Seagulls don't fly over the bay because they are not strong enough to fly over water

• Seagulls don't fly over the bay because they are too lazy to fly that far

• Seagulls don't fly over the bay because they are afraid of water

What do you call a group of musical whales?

• A pack of musical whales

• A flock of musical whales

• A pod of musical whales

• A herd of musical whales

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• He was outstanding in his field.

• Because he was a great dancer

• Because he was good at scaring birds away

• Because he was made of straw

What do you call a bear with no ears?

• A B

• A E

• A D

• A C