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Dad Jokes Quiz

Authored by Kim Roush

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8th Grade

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Dad Jokes Quiz
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1.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they are too bony to throw a punch

They don't have the guts.

Because they are too scared to lose their heads

Because they are too busy rattling their bones

2.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes so __________

She started crying.

She filed for divorce.

She gave me a hug.

She punched me in the face.

3.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An authentic macaroni

A real noodle

An impasta

A genuine linguine

4.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

I used to play piano by ear, but now ___________

Using my nose

use my hands

By tapping my head

With my feet

5.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, ________

I threw the book in the air and it never came down

I dropped the book and it floated away

I tried to lift the book but it stayed on the table

It's impossible to put down

6.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. It would be ______

A small step sideways

A big step forward

A giant leap upward

A big lunge backward

7.

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION

30 sec • 1 pt

I'm on a seafood diet. I _________

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I throw it away

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I ignore it

I see food and I eat it

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I take a picture of it

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