Dad Jokes Quiz

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• Because they are too bony to throw a punch

• They don't have the guts.

• Because they are too scared to lose their heads

• Because they are too busy rattling their bones

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes so __________

• She started crying.

• She filed for divorce.

• She gave me a hug.

• She punched me in the face.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• An authentic macaroni

• A real noodle

• An impasta

• A genuine linguine

I used to play piano by ear, but now ___________

• Using my nose

• use my hands

• By tapping my head

• With my feet

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, ________

• I threw the book in the air and it never came down

• I dropped the book and it floated away

• I tried to lift the book but it stayed on the table

• It's impossible to put down

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. It would be ______

• A small step sideways

• A big step forward

• A giant leap upward

• A big lunge backward

I'm on a seafood diet. I _________

• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I throw it away

• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I ignore it

• I see food and I eat it

• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I take a picture of it

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough so _________

• I kneaded more money.

• I couldn't baguette enough money.

• I couldn't roll in the dough.

• I couldn't loaf around with all that dough.