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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

• Because it was on a diet.

• Because it was already stuffed.

• Because it didn't like sweets.

• Because it wanted to play outside.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gummy bear.

• A sad bear.

• A quiet bear.

• A sleepy bear.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

• "Just between us, something smells."

• "You look right!"

• "We make a great pair."

• "Don't look now, but something's in front of us!"

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

• Because they make up everything.

• Because they're too small to see.

• Because they can explode.

• Because they are always moving.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

• A trendy alligator.

• An investigator.

• A reptile in style.

• A crocodile in disguise.