Funny Animal Jokes Quiz

How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?

• a) Footprints in the butter

• b) The door won't close

• c) You find peanut shells inside

• d) It's easy, elephants don't fit in fridges

How do you catch a squirrel?

• a) Climb a tree and act like a nut

• b) Lure it with acorn-flavored snacks

• c) Set up a tiny trap disguised as a mini forest

• d) Recite poetry about nuts to attract it

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• a) A gummy bear

• b) A toothless grizzly

• c) A softie bear

• d) A gumdrop bear

What's a cat's favorite color?

• a) Purr-ple

• b) Meow-genta

• c) Fur-ocious pink

• d) Tabby tan

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

• a) Pork Chop

• b) Porkchop Suey

• c) The Porkinator

• d) Pork Norris