Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!

• Because it was too lazy!

• Because it was too busy!

• Because it was two tired!

• Because it was too excited!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

• Your cheese

• Cheeseless

• Not your cheese!

• Nacho cheese!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he was outstanding in his garden!

• Because he was excellent in his crop!

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he was exceptional in his orchard!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

• Igloos it together!

• Igloos it apart!

• Igloos it upside down!

• Igloos it with bricks!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was divided.

• Because it had too many answers.

• Because it couldn't solve its own problems.

• Because it had too many problems.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

• Frostbite

• Frostnip

• Icebite

• Chillbite

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

• The tomato turned red because it saw the salad dressing!

• The tomato turned red because it was embarrassed

• The tomato turned red because it was blushing

• The tomato turned red because it was angry

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

• A genuine noodle

• A real noodle

• A true noodle

• An impasta!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

• It got mugged!

• It needed a latte enforcement

• It was steamed about it

• It got roasted!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

• You star!

• You comet!

• You planet!

• You asteroid!