The Joy of Having a Nose

Why should you be happy about where your nose is located?

• Because it looks funny elsewhere.

• It's the best place for smelling flowers.

• So you don't have to smell your feet.

• It's easier to see.

How would you feel if your nose was not on your face?

• Excited

• Uncomfortable

• Happy

• Confused

What would happen if your nose was between your toes?

• You would smell flowers better.

• You'd have trouble walking.

• You'd smell your feet constantly.

• You could swim faster.

What would be a problem if your nose was attached to your feet?

• You'd be taller.

• You'd always smell your feet.

• Shoes wouldn't fit.

• You couldn't run fast.

What would be a problem if your nose was on your head?

• You would look like a unicorn.

• It would be hard to wear glasses.

• Your hats wouldn't fit.

• You would constantly smell your hair.

Why is it good that your nose is not on top of your head?

• Hats would be uncomfortable.

• You would look silly.

• Your hair would tickle it.

• It would get sunburned easily.

If your nose was in your ear, what would be a big issue?

• Sneezing would be dangerous.

• Hearing would be difficult.

• It would be hard to clean.

• You couldn't wear earrings.

What would be a catastrophe if your nose was in your ear?

• Listening to music would be difficult.

• Sneezing would shake your brain.

• You couldn't use headphones.

• People would whisper to your nose.

Where does the poem say is the best place for your nose?

• Between your eyes and chin.

• On your cheek.

• On your forehead.

• Near your mouth.

What is the main reason to be glad your nose is on your face?

• It helps with breathing properly.

• So you don't smell your feet.

• It's in the perfect spot for beauty.

• It makes smelling easier.