Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face

Where is your nose?

• On your head

• In your ear

• On your face

• Between your toes

What would not be a treat?

• Having your nose on your head

• Having your nose on your face

• Having your nose in your ear

• Having your nose between your toes

Why would your nose between your toes not be a treat?

• You could see better

• You'd be forced to smell your feet

• You could hear better

• It would look funny

Where would your nose be a source of dread?

• On your chin

• Between your eyes

• On your face

• At the top of your head

What would happen if your nose was at the top of your head?

• You would be tickled by your hair

• You would look taller

• You could wear hats easier

• You would smell flowers better

Why would having your nose in your ear be a catastrophe?

• Your brain would rattle from the breeze

• You could hear sneezes

• It would improve your hearing

• You could wear earrings better

Where does the poem say your nose remains?

• Between your eyes and chin

• Between your toes

• On top of your head

• In your ear

What should you be glad about?

• Your nose is between your toes

• Your nose is on your face

• Your nose is in your ear

• Your nose is on top of your head

What would drive you to despair?

• Having your nose at the top of your head

• Having your nose between your toes

• Having your nose in your ear

• Having your nose on your face

Why is it good that your nose is not pasted on some other place?

• You wouldn't be able to smell

• All of the above

• It would look strange

• You'd be forced to smell your feet