Idioms

Stop ironing my head!

• literally stop putting an iron on my head

• stop annoying me!

• Stop hitting my head!

• I am sweating from this heat

Walk around in hot porridge

• go to the spa and choose the porridge option

• make a bath of porridge and walk around in it

• Ill tell you right away

• eat a bunch of porridge

Live like a maggot in bacon

• living luxuriously

• live in a house

• make some bacon

• get pet maggots

Dumplings instead of flowers

• make dumplings

• dont pick flowers

• choose something useful over something pretty

• cook a nice meal

Ride an elephant to catch a grasshopper

• go to a zoo

• adopt some grasshoppers

• go on a long car ride

• putting in a lot of work and getting little in return