Welcome Quiz

What's a Facilitator's favorite dessert?

• Pi

• Apple crumble

• Smarties

• Homework brownies

What did one wall say to the other wall?

• I'll meet you at the corner

• I'm bored, let's hang out

• Stop staring, I'm stuck here too

• I've got you covered

Why did the music facilitator go to jail?

• For conducting an illegal orchestra

• He got caught in a major chord

• He was charged with treble

• For hitting a high note during class

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, How would you survive?

• Throw him in the deep end of the river

• Get out of the river

• Shoot all the sharks

• Stop imagining

Why did the facilitator wear sunglasses to class?

• Because her future was so bright

• To hide from the grammar police

• She thought it was a "cool" idea

• To shade her from the multiplication rays

Why did the tomato turn red?

• It saw the salad dressing.

• It was embarrassed by the cucumber's jokes.

• It caught sight of the ketchup bottle.

• It was blushing after being complimented by the onions.

What's a computer's favorite snack?

• Microchips

• Cookies and cache

• RAMen noodles

• Bytes of cheese

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for months?

• Slow readers anonymous

• The Snail Readers Society

• The Perpetual Page Turners

• The Cliffhangers

Why did the pencil go to school?

• To learn how to write jokes

• It wanted to sharpen its knowledge

• It heard school supplies were having a ball

• It had a point to make

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wooden stove, and a gas lamp, what do you light first.

• Candle

• Stove

• Lamp

• Matchstick